The Washing Machine

…stopped functioning today.

There is no power when I turn it on. Hopefully, the technician does miracle to it tomorrow.

“Hello Mummy, how are you?”

“I’m ok. Waiting for your call. I wait for your call everyday.”

“When you are working, you say you are not free. But now you are not working but you never call mummy.”


“So my dear, what can I do for you?”


“Why you laugh?”

“Cos you’re funny!”

“Why you say I’m funny? Lucy also says I’m funny but I don’t know what is so funny about me. She says it’s the way I talk.”

“Yup, you are funny. The washing machine is broken.”

“Get a new one.”

“But it’s not certified that it’s totally dead yet.”

“Why? You like that washing machine, is it?”

“No but wait till the technician comes over and have a look at it then we decide again?”

“Okay, later I ask Papa for his opinion. If you want to buy a new one, tell him because he’s on high spirits now. A deal came through.”

“Mee, I love you!”

“I love you too!”

“So did you cook today?”


“So lazy. You must learn how to be complete. A woman must know how to cook. Make-up a bit. Read more on healthy cooking. Clean the house. Don’t just sit in front of the computer!”

“So if I clean the house, can I sit in front of the computer?”

“Can, you can sit in front of the computer as long as the house is clean.”

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