YES, I Live on Trees! OKAY?

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Apparently, if you are born in Sabah, you come from the jungle. That was what Pappy’s friend told us while we had dinner with him today.

And he went on talking about, “I wonder how you all live there.”

Do you walk around with spears and all? BLOODY IDIOT.

Do you have Astro? YES, WE DO.

Do you have Internet? YES, WE DO.

What is the speed like? ALL THAT TMNET HAS GOT TO OFFER.

What languages do you speak? JUST LIKE WHAT YOU SPEAK HERE IN KL.

Do you speak Cantonese like here? YES.

Is your Cantonese one level lower than us? I think our spoken Cantonese is better. I WAS SO PISSED OFF, I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.

CAN YOU TELL ME WHY….WHY..CITY PEOPLE ALWAYS THINK WE LIVE ON TREES, WE COME FROM THE JUNGLE??

I SUGGEST TO THOSE WHO STILL HAVE THIS STUPID MENTALITY IN THEM TO COME HERE TO SEE FOR THEMSELVES!!

WHY?

BECAUSE YOU ARE STILL SO KAMPUNG!

Comments

April 1, 2008

Coffeeholic

I’ve sent something to your Hotmail, namely FW: some common questions about Sarawak. Though it’s Sarawak, take a look and it’s a fairly good retaliation :d City people thought they are always more “humanized” than the others [-(
April 1, 2008

littlebro

Although being a city folk myself, I have to admit that I understand your feelings on this, having being in Terengganu for 3 whole years.

I’ve received a lot of similar offensive quotes like that while I was in Terengganu, and yeah, it really, really feel so bad hearing those cr*p.

Just relax, chill, and ignore those uncivilized people. They will never understand the serenity and peacefulness of smaller towns. 🙂

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April 20, 2008

Siah

Apparently Sandakan people chase chicken around too 😀 The wonderful civilized people of the city… Hahaha!